did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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