im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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