Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It was like getting head from an anaconda
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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