dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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