honey bunches of taint.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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