btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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