So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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