I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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