How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
well you can't waste a boner
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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