My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize
