he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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