we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You can make out without kissing
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