nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She bit a glass in half.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful