He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.