I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...