Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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