whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Randomize
