Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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