my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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