so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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