Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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