Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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