you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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