we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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