kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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