5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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