Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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