remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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