these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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