i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
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you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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