Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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