That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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