Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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