singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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