Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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