you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Randomize
