Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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