Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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