But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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