kristin has been a bad kristin
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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