I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Sext me about skeletons
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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