the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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