READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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