do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Need sex. Gaining weight.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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