You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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