Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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