She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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