Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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