Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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