she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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