Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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