Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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