Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
