One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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