ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.