well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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