i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober