this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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