dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize