just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
pray to the hookup gods
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize
