It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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