We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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