Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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